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Hier een paar grappen. Ik wil de vrouwen niet horen klagen over de eerste...ik heb hem zelf niet verzonnen
Women
Whille flying at 36,000ft from London to NY, a boeing 747 suddenly develops engine trouble and starts plummeting towards the sea. As she realises what's going on, the head stewardes crshes into the pilot's cabin, stands in front of the captain and rips off her blouse, saying:
"Captain, make me feel like a women one more time before I die!"
The pilot rips off his shirt and says:" Here you go, then - iron this."
Twat
A bloke walks into a pub with a meat and potatoe pie balanced on his head. He walks up to the barman and says:
"Can I have a pint of bitter, please."
"Certainly," says the barman, and starts pulling a pint. But he can't resist asking:
"You do realise, sir, that you have a meat and potatoe pie on your head?"
The bloke says:
"Yes, I always have a meat and potatoe pie on my head on a Wednesday."
"Ah!" says the barman. "But it's Thursday!"
'Oh no," says the bloke. "I must look like a right twat."
Dat waren ze weer. Een klein proefje van wat engelse humor. Heb jij grappen, mail ze dan naar het onderstaande adres.
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